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Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide

2004★ 8.5 / 103 Seasons

The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

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Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: The First Day & LockersS1 E1 Guide to: The First Day & LockersSep 12, 2004 · 24 minFirst Day: It's the first day of school, and Ned and Cookie discover Moze has taken Cooking instead of Art to separate herself from…Episode details → Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: Bathrooms & Project PartnersS1 E2 Guide to: Bathrooms & Project PartnersSep 19, 2004 · 24 minBathrooms: Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls' room. Moze puts Ned's name on a bathroom stall, and…Episode details → Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: Detention & TeachersS1 E3 Guide to: Detention & TeachersSep 26, 2004 · 24 minTeachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in…Episode details → Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: Seating & TryoutsS1 E4 Guide to: Seating & TryoutsOct 3, 2004 · 25 minSeating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science…Episode details → Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: Crushes & DancesS1 E5 Guide to: Crushes & DancesOct 10, 2004 · 25 minCrushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that…Episode details → Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling BeesS1 E6 Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling BeesOct 24, 2004 · 25 minSick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Matt Hoffman is coming to visit. Cookie…Episode details → Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: Rumors & Photo DayS1 E7 Guide to: Rumors & Photo DayNov 7, 2004 · 24 minRumors: Rumors terrorize the group; a rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating, and Cookie and Gordy fight against Mr. Sweeney to see…Episode details → Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: Talent Show & School ElectionsS1 E8 Guide to: Talent Show & School ElectionsNov 28, 2004 · 25 minSchool Elections: Ned doesn't want to run for class president because it's a popularity contest. Moze and Cookie think he'd be great. Ned tries…Episode details → Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: Computer Lab & BackpacksS1 E9 Guide to: Computer Lab & BackpacksJan 2, 2005 · 23 minComputer Lab: Ned and Moze are banned from the computer lab. Cookie learns about life away from technology thanks to Lisa Zemo. Ned and…Episode details → Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: Notes & Best FriendsS1 E10 Guide to: Notes & Best FriendsJan 9, 2005 · 25 minNotes: Bitsy has Ned pass a note and Sweeney catches him, now he must pay. He has to write an essay along with everyone…Episode details → Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: Day Dreaming & GymS1 E11 Guide to: Day Dreaming & GymFeb 5, 2005 · 25 minDaydreams: Ned daydreams in Science class. Sweeney challenges the class to answer a riddle before they can go to lunch. Fairly Odd Parents lend…Episode details → Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: Cheaters & BulliesS1 E12 Guide to: Cheaters & BulliesFeb 12, 2005 · 25 minCheaters: Ned must decide if he's going to cheat on a test. Bitsy keeps copying Moze's work so Moze develops a plan to get…Episode details → Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late BusS1 E13 Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late BusFeb 19, 2005 · 24 minEmergency Drills:Every time Ned wants to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor's party an emergency drill distracts him. Eventually, Ned gets to ask Suzie and…Episode details →