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The King of Queens
Life’s good for deliveryman Doug Heffernan, until his newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in with him and his wife Carrie. Doug is no longer the king of his domain, and instead of having a big screen television in his recently renovated basement, he now has a crazy old man.
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EPISODE GUIDE
Seasons & Episodes
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▶S1 E1
PilotSep 21, 1998 · 22 minDoug's kingdom comes under attack when his recently widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in rather than go to a retirement home, turning Doug's TV room…Episode details →
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Fat CitySep 28, 1998 · 22 minAfter seeing photos of Carrie's stout mother, Doug worries that Carrie will gain weight as well, and tricks her into starting a diet.Episode details →
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Cello, GoodbyeOct 5, 1998 · 22 minDoug is afraid he'll lose Carrie when her boss drives her home in his Jaguar and gives her tickets to see a famous cellist.Episode details →
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Richie's SongOct 12, 1998 · 21 minDoug learns a secret about Richie's wife after a disastrous dinner party.Episode details →
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Paternal AffairsOct 19, 1998 · 22 minDoug is uneasy when Arthur starts dating Doug's aunt, especially when the relationship becomes intimate in his basement.Episode details →
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Head FirstOct 26, 1998 · 21 minWhen Doug takes Carrie's dad out for the night, Carrie shows her appreciation in a very amorous way, which leads Doug to spend more…Episode details →
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The RockNov 2, 1998 · 22 minCarrie has her engagement ring cleaned and learns that it's valuable, and the jeweller offers to buy it for $12,000.Episode details →
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Educating DougNov 9, 1998 · 22 minDoug joins Carrie at a course on the Victorian novel, but can't get past the second page of "Jane Eyre".Episode details →
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Road RaygeNov 16, 1998 · 22 minDoug regrets helping Ray Barone cheat on his driving test. Meanwhile, Arthur's neediness hinders Carrie's studying.Episode details →
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Supermarket StoryDec 7, 1998 · 22 minCarrie, Doug and Arthur languish at a crowded market on the day before Thanksgiving, while Arthur shames Carrie into planning a huge feast.Episode details →
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Noel CowardsDec 14, 1998 · 21 minFor Christmas, Arthur surprises Doug and Carrie with a new car.Episode details →
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Fixer UpperDec 21, 1998 · 22 minCarrie fixes up Spence with a co-worker, and everything is going fine until Doug offers Spence some advice on the relationship.Episode details →
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Best ManJan 11, 1999 · 22 minDoug fumes when he learns, before attending the wedding of a guy Carrie grew up with, that Carrie and the groom had sex once.Episode details →
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Dog DaysJan 18, 1999 · 22 minDoug can't seem to confront his new neighbors when their dog keeps Doug and Carrie awake all night.Episode details →
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Crappy BirthdayFeb 2, 1999 · 22 minDoug lies and tells Carrie that he's made big plans for her 30th birthday, and he then scrambles to make the arrangements at the…Episode details →
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S'Ain't Valentine'sFeb 8, 1999 · 22 minArthur hits it off with a woman at a Valentine's Day dance for seniors.Episode details →
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Court DateFeb 15, 1999 · 22 minWhen a cop who gave Carrie a traffic ticket asks her out on a date, Doug talks her into going out with him until…Episode details →
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White CollarFeb 22, 1999 · 22 minWhen the shift supervisor leaves for heart surgery, Doug is selected for the position, but despite the promotion, he hates the job. On top…Episode details →
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Rayny DayMar 1, 1999 · 22 minA government holiday is anything but for Carrie, who spends it cleaning her kitchen, and for Doug, who spends it golfing with Ray Barone.Episode details →
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Train WreckMar 15, 1999 · 22 minDoug is distraught by Carrie's indifference when she learns that his new trainee is a beautiful woman, so he tries to make her think…Episode details →
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Hungry ManApr 5, 1999 · 22 minCarrie asks Doug to join her at a dinner party for a Japanese client. But when he arrives ravenous after not eating all day,…Episode details →
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Time ShareApr 26, 1999 · 22 minCarrie scolds Doug for inviting their pesky neighbors over, until she learns they want to offer their time-share in the Hamptons.Episode details →
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Where's Poppa?May 3, 1999 · 22 minDoug and Carrie try desperately to ship Arthur off to friends for the weekend so they can enjoy some intimate time together, but no…Episode details →
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Art HouseMay 10, 1999 · 22 minDoug is ecstatic when Arthur moves out of the basement and gets his own apartment following an argument between the two men. But Carrie…Episode details →
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Maybe BabyMay 17, 1999 · 22 minDoug and Carrie feel pressure to have a baby after learning that a friend is pregnant. Meanwhile, Arthur recalls when Carrie was born.Episode details →
▶S2 E1
Queasy RiderSep 20, 1999 · 22 minAgainst Carrie's wishes, Doug buys a motorcycle which causes them to have a huge fight; Meanwhile, Arthur gets a job at a pretzel store.Episode details →
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Female ProblemsSep 27, 1999 · 22 minDoug feels left out after Carrie becomes friends with a new neighbor.Episode details →
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Assaulted NutsOct 4, 1999 · 22 minDoug, while goofing off at work, accidentally ends up with a staple wound to the scrotum.Episode details →
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Parent TrappedOct 11, 1999 · 22 minDeacon & Kelly ask Doug & Carrie to be the godparents of their baby; Arthur runs into trouble at the pretzel store when he…Episode details →
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Tube SteaksOct 18, 1999 · 21 minCarrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's big screen TV is stolen.Episode details →
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Doug OutOct 25, 1999 · 22 minArthur's inclusion at an outing to a Mets game creates problems for Doug.Episode details →
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Get AwayNov 1, 1999 · 22 minDoug and Carrie, along with Deacon and Kelly, go on a weekend trip. While there, they find out that Deacon and Kelly have a…Episode details →
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Dire StraytsNov 8, 1999 · 22 minDoug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner.Episode details →
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I, CandyNov 15, 1999 · 22 minA waitress flirts with Doug which causes him to start acting strange.Episode details →
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Roamin' HolidayNov 22, 1999 · 22 minIn an attempt to get away from Carrie's friends for Thanksgiving, Doug invites Spence over.Episode details →
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Sparing CarrieNov 29, 1999 · 22 minDue to financial trouble, Doug's bowling team must win the next game. Doug must help Carrie to improve her bowling ability or kick her…Episode details →
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Net ProphetsDec 13, 1999 · 22 minCarrie wants to invest Doug's Christmas bonus; Arthur competes with the neighbors about who has the largest yard decoration.Episode details →
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Party FavorJan 10, 2000 · 22 minCarrie convinces Doug to be the best man at his cousin's wedding.Episode details →
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Block BusterJan 17, 2000 · 21 minDoug has his old football teammates over; Meanwhile, Spence tries to get his revenge on the football players for what they did to him…Episode details →
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Frozen PopJan 24, 2000 · 20 minArthur is moved upstairs to Carrie's office once the weather gets cold, but have problems when the weather warms up and Arthur thinks his…Episode details →
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Fair GameFeb 7, 2000 · 21 minWhen Carrie is caught cheating at a board game twice, they trace her cheating problem back to when she was a child.Episode details →
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Meet By-ProductFeb 14, 2000 · 22 minDoug and Carrie recall the first time they met.Episode details →
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The ShmenkmansFeb 21, 2000 · 22 minDoug and Carrie make new friends, and by a scheduling mix-up the new friends, and Deacon and Kelly end are invited to the same…Episode details →
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Surprise ArtieFeb 28, 2000 · 22 minDoug must keep up with Arthur while Carrie organizes his 75th birthday surprise party. When Doug loses Arthur, Carrie must find him.Episode details →
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Wild CardsMar 6, 2000 · 22 minDoug loses a lot of money when he and Deacon go to Atlantic City to gamble.Episode details →
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Big DougieApr 17, 2000 · 21 minDoug becomes a Big Brother. Which leads him to running a 10K race to support heart disease; Carrie accidentally tells another Doug she loves…Episode details →
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Soft TouchMay 1, 2000 · 21 minDoug gets pulled into a water filter scheme thanks to his neighbors.Episode details →
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Restaurant RowMay 8, 2000 · 22 minCarrie forbids Doug to eat at his favorite Italian restaurant.Episode details →
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Flower PowerMay 15, 2000 · 22 minDoug shows his romantic side as Carrie thinks he has lost it; Arthur serves on a jury.Episode details →
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Whine CountryMay 22, 2000 · 22 minDoug and Carrie face problems when they try to decide where to go on vacation.Episode details →
▶S3 E1
Do RicoOct 2, 2000 · 20 minCarrie is turned on by an imitation of Rico done by Doug; Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story.Episode details →
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Roast ChickenOct 9, 2000 · 20 minCarrie has Doug sign a card for her boss' twenty years at the company and is asked to participate in his banquet roast.Episode details →
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Fatty McButterpantsOct 16, 2000 · 20 minDoug vows to lose 30 pounds.Episode details →
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Class StruggleOct 23, 2000 · 20 minCarrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.Episode details →
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Strike OneOct 30, 2000 · 20 minDoug wants a new car and against Carrie's advice, buys it for himself only to find out moments later that the workers at the…Episode details →
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Strike TooNov 6, 2000 · 22 minWith no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie's school.Episode details →
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Strike OutNov 13, 2000 · 20 minDoug and Deacon, who are out of work because of a strike, resort to playing sophomoric pranks, along with Arthur, to keep from going…Episode details →
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Dark MeetNov 20, 2000 · 20 minDoug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together who said, "I Love You" first. They consult Arthur who quickly recalls some other…Episode details →
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Twisted SittersNov 27, 2000 · 20 minDoug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they…Episode details →
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Work RelatedDec 4, 2000 · 20 minArthur begins to work at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for the best practical joke.Episode details →
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Better CameraDec 11, 2000 · 20 minA battle of who got the cheaper gift begins; Lou Ferrigno moves next door.Episode details →
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Wedding PresenceJan 8, 2001 · 20 minDoug and Carrie rush to a friend's wedding before the bride and groom realize they're not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plans a scheme involving Spence.Episode details →
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Hi Def-JamJan 29, 2001 · 20 minDoug sets up his sister with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.Episode details →
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Paint Misbehavin'Feb 5, 2001 · 20 minDoug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, which…Episode details →
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Deacon BluesFeb 12, 2001 · 20 minDoug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their…Episode details →
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Horizontal HoldFeb 19, 2001 · 20 minAfter Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold…Episode details →
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Inner TubeFeb 26, 2001 · 20 minDoug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage sitcom characters.Episode details →
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Papa PillMar 19, 2001 · 20 minDoug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of the weekly dance at a senior center.…Episode details →
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Package DealApr 9, 2001 · 20 minDoug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream…Episode details →
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Separation AnxietyApr 16, 2001 · 20 minDoug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. Carrie runs into a co-worker who asks Kelly out on…Episode details →
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Departure TimeApr 30, 2001 · 20 minDoug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents. When they ask him to sign their living will and…Episode details →
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Swim NeighborsMay 7, 2001 · 20 minDoug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards.Episode details →
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S'no JobMay 14, 2001 · 20 minDoug's Uncle Stu asks him to get his son a job at IPS. Doug doesn't want him working there but he doesn't want to…Episode details →
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Pregnant Pause (1)May 21, 2001 · 20 minCarrie discovers that she is pregnant and she is panicked that the timing is all-wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile and Arthur…Episode details →
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Pregnant Pause (2)May 28, 2001 · 20 minDoug tells Carrie not to panic about having the baby and he takes on a second job so that they can save extra money…Episode details →
▶S4 E1
Walk, ManSep 24, 2001 · 22 minDoug hires a dog walker to get Arthur out of the house.Episode details →
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Sight GagOct 1, 2001 · 22 minDoug thinks he has come up with the perfect birthday gift for Carrie: laser eye surgery. That is until Carrie ends up nearly blind…Episode details →
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Mean StreakOct 8, 2001 · 22 minDoug is about to break the record at his company for the highest number of consecutive deliveries, while Carrie begins to question her decision…Episode details →
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Friender BenderOct 15, 2001 · 22 minDoug has a little fender bender with Deacon and Kelly's car.Episode details →
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No RetreatOct 22, 2001 · 22 minDoug goes with Carrie on her company retreat while Arthur is left to fend for himself at home.Episode details →
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Ticker TreatOct 29, 2001 · 22 minArthur gets tricked by Doug's spooky Halloween decorations and lands in the hospital.Episode details →
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Lyin' HeartedNov 5, 2001 · 22 minWhen Doug accompanies Arthur to the hospital for his angioplasty surgery, Doug bumps into one of his regular delivery customers who is going in…Episode details →
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Life SentenceNov 12, 2001 · 22 minDoug and Carrie set up a "Nanny-Cam" to keep an eye on Arthur.Episode details →
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Veiled ThreatNov 19, 2001 · 22 minWhile cleaning out the Heffernan freezer, Carrie comes across the top tier of her and Doug's wedding cake, and reflects back to the time…Episode details →
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Oxy MoronNov 26, 2001 · 21 minAfter Doug has the wrong knee-jerk reaction after a rough airplane landing and he tries to save himself instead of Carrie, he must prove…Episode details →
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Depo ManDec 10, 2001 · 22 minCarrie asks Doug to be an expert witness at her boss' trial but then doubts her decision.Episode details →
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Ovary ActionDec 17, 2001 · 22 minDoug is having difficulty taking advantage of Carrie's fertile time with his parents staying at their house.Episode details →
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Food FightJan 7, 2002 · 22 minCarrie gets jealous when Spence's new girlfriend, Becky, recruits Doug to test her homework for the Culinary Institute.Episode details →
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Double DownerJan 14, 2002 · 21 minDoug and Deacon's planned office excursion is doubly disappointing when no one shows up except their irritating boss, and Kelly leaves Deacon moments before…Episode details →
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Dougie NightsFeb 4, 2002 · 22 minWhen Doug agrees to accompany the recently separated Deacon for a night of clubbing, hoping it will snap Deacon out of his depression, Doug…Episode details →
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No OrleansFeb 25, 2002 · 22 minDoug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after promising Doug's cousins they wouldn't go without them.Episode details →
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Missing LinksMar 4, 2002 · 22 minWhen Carrie's firm has its annual outing at an exclusive country club, Carrie and Doug need to find a compatible couple to go as…Episode details →
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Hero WorshipMar 18, 2002 · 22 minWhen Doug's uncle offers to financially back Doug's dream of owning a sandwich shop, Carrie becomes concerned.Episode details →
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Screwed DriverMar 25, 2002 · 22 minWhen Carrie goes on a business trip, Doug winds up acting like a teenager again when his parents visit and take over the house.Episode details →
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Lush LifeApr 8, 2002 · 22 minDoug knows he's onto a good thing when he notices that Carrie lets him go off his diet and binge after she has drinks…Episode details →
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Bun DummyApr 29, 2002 · 21 minWhen Carrie starts wearing her hair in a bun, Doug tries to figure out how he's going to tell her that he hates her…Episode details →
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Patrons Ain'tMay 6, 2002 · 22 minWhen Doug and Carrie's accountant make them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, they decide to give a large amount of money…Episode details →
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Eddie MoneyMay 13, 2002 · 22 minWhen Doug and Deacon win five thousand dollars in a gambling pool, Doug tries to keep his winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't…Episode details →
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Two ThirtyMay 20, 2002 · 21 minDoug believes that his new dentist, who once had a crush on Carrie, is hurting him on purpose.Episode details →
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Shrink WrapMay 20, 2002 · 22 minWhen Carrie and Arthur's constant bickering begins to spiral out of control, Doug and Carrie decide it's time to send Arthur to a psychiatrist.Episode details →
▶S5 E1
Arthur, SpoonerSep 23, 2002 · 22 minHolly asks Doug if she can get a raise for walking Arthur, while Carrie gets a promotion.Episode details →
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Window PainSep 30, 2002 · 22 minFeeling inferior to, and looked down upon by, the new neighbors, Carrie tries to make a good impression, but Doug couldn't care less. Meanwhile,…Episode details →
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Holy MackerelOct 7, 2002 · 21 minDoug and Carrie start going to church after an uncomfortable encounter with their priest and when Carrie's prayer for a raise is answered, she…Episode details →
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Kirbed EnthusiasmOct 14, 2002 · 22 minDeacon asks Doug to help him coach his 8-year-old son's football team and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semi-pro team,…Episode details →
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Mammary LaneOct 21, 2002 · 22 minDoug's bowling team prepares for a tournament, while Carrie agrees to babysit Mr. Kaplan's son, in hopes of furthering her career. But when Doug…Episode details →
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Business AffairsOct 28, 2002 · 22 minDoug stops by Carrie's office and is introduced to her work-husband Curt. Although Carrie assures him that he has nothing to worry about since…Episode details →
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Flame ResistantNov 4, 2002 · 22 minCarrie meets Doug's ex-girlfriend Margy and is surprised to learn that Margy is still very close with Doug's mother.Episode details →
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Flash PhotographyNov 11, 2002 · 22 minAt a wedding, Doug takes a naughty picture with a disposable camera supplied by the bride and groom. After letting Danny take the blame,…Episode details →
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Connect FourNov 18, 2002 · 21 minCarrie wins four company seats to Knicks games, but insists on taking a couple over Doug's friends. Meanwhile, Arthur digs himself a hole by…Episode details →
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Loaner CarNov 25, 2002 · 22 minDoug loans Carrie to Deacon to help prepare Thanksgiving dinner. When Deacon ditches her for Holly's services, his web of lies soon gets out…Episode details →
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Mentalo CaseDec 16, 2002 · 22 minA toy from their childhood leads to a rift between Deacon and Doug. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to give her father a great Christmas gift,…Episode details →
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Jung FrankensteinJan 6, 2003 · 22 minCarrie thinks Doug needs professional help to control his excessive eating habits, so she persuades him to see a therapist. When Carrie sees Doug's…Episode details →
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Attention DeficitJan 20, 2003 · 22 minDoug becomes obsessed with his own Super Bowl party after learning that many of his friends will be attending a party thrown by a…Episode details →
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Prints CharmingFeb 3, 2003 · 22 minDoug and Carrie photos get mixed up with another couples. When Doug and Carrie look at the other couples photos, they find out that…Episode details →
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Animal AttractionFeb 10, 2003 · 22 minDoug cannot spend time with Carrie on Valentine's Day, because he has to deliver penguins, with Deacon, from one zoo to another. Meanwhile, Carrie…Episode details →
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Golden MoldyFeb 17, 2003 · 22 minDoug and Carrie are having fun on their vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but once Arthur calls with a quote on the…Episode details →
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S'Poor HouseFeb 24, 2003 · 22 minThe mold problem in the Heffernan household grows and Doug and Carrie find out to fix the problem will cost them $12,000! Doug, with…Episode details →
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Steve MoscowMar 10, 2003 · 22 minDoug and Carrie try to get the Russian workers to repair their house, by going to extreme lengths of giving them vodka.Episode details →
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Cowardly Lyin'Mar 31, 2003 · 22 minCarrie gets tickets to an opera but Doug doesn't want to go so he has Deacon help him lie to get out of it.…Episode details →
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Driving ReignApr 14, 2003 · 22 minDanny asks Doug for a letter of recommendation at IPS so he can move up to being a driver like Doug. Since this idea…Episode details →
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Clothes EncounterApr 21, 2003 · 21 minCarrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then returning them within a few days. Spence's new girlfriend is afraid of his dog and tells…Episode details →
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Queens'bro BridgeApr 28, 2003 · 21 minArthur and his half-brother Skitch are reunited when Doug sets it up for them to meet again at the tollbooth Skitch works at on…Episode details →
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Dog ShelterMay 5, 2003 · 22 minCarrie learns from Janet that Doug had a dog when he was 11, that they still have today, and Doug is 38! Janet admits…Episode details →
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Taste BudsMay 12, 2003 · 20 minSince Doug never gets what he wants from Carrie, he uses Arthur to ask Carrie for them, so he gets what he wants. Meanwhile,…Episode details →
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Bed SpreadMay 19, 2003 · 22 minAfter Doug breaks their bed, Doug and Carrie find temporarily having separate beds is improving their marriage. Arthur discovers that their sweet neighbor, Lou…Episode details →
▶S6 E1
Doug Less (1)Oct 1, 2003 · 21 minThe sixth season opens with a newly svelte Doug and a surprisingly jealous Carrie, who just can't hide her disdain when people constantly compliment…Episode details →
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Doug Less (2)Oct 1, 2003 · 22 minDoug surprises Carrie with a romantic weekend away at a resort. Doug and Carrie try to get over an argument they've been having, but…Episode details →
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King PongOct 8, 2003 · 21 minWhen Arthur handily beats Doug in several games of ping-pong, Doug decides to test his skills on Carrie, but is humiliated when he loses…Episode details →
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Dreading VowsOct 15, 2003 · 22 minEndless complications make Doug and Carrie quickly regret their decision to renew their wedding vows. In the midst of the wedding planning Arthur is…Episode details →
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Nocturnal OmissionOct 22, 2003 · 21 minDoug and Carrie don't agree on whether to tell Deacon, who's planning a night with a gorgeous stewardess he just met, that Kelly wants…Episode details →
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Affidavit JusticeOct 29, 2003 · 21 minWhen the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend that he's a lawyer in order to play…Episode details →
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Secret GardenNov 12, 2003 · 21 minCarrie fears that her new gynecologist will drop her as a patient after she recommends Danny do some landscaping for him and Danny overcharges…Episode details →
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Eggsit StrategyNov 19, 2003 · 22 minCarrie hears that her law firm is laying off people and worries about her job, though her resigning boss is only worried about getting…Episode details →
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Thanks ManNov 26, 2003 · 22 minIt's Thanksgiving in the Heffernan household and while Carrie cooks dinner for ten people, Doug lets a stranger into the house to use the…Episode details →
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American IdleDec 3, 2003 · 22 minWith Doug on her back over her lack of motivation in finding a new job, Carrie enlists the help of Arthur and opens up…Episode details →
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Santa ClaustrophobiaDec 17, 2003 · 22 minDoug finds it unbearable working with Carrie when she takes a temporary job at his company during the holidays. Arthur tries to get various…Episode details →
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Dougie HouserJan 7, 2004 · 21 minIn flashbacks, Doug and Carrie recall buying their house almost 10 years earlier and how it was mainly Carrie's decision because Doug preferred a…Episode details →
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Frigid HeirsJan 14, 2004 · 21 minArthur wins $2,500 at a bingo game, and agrees to share some of his winnings with Doug and Carrie. Unfortunately, Arthur feels that he…Episode details →
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Switch SittersFeb 11, 2004 · 22 minAfter countless times of babysitting Deacon and Kelly's children, Doug and Carrie feel that Deacon and Kelly should return the favor and babysit Arthur…Episode details →
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Cheap SaksFeb 11, 2004 · 21 minThough she quickly realizes why Doug dumped her so long ago, Carrie stays friends with his former girlfriend to take advantage of her employee…Episode details →
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Damned YankyFeb 18, 2004 · 21 minCarrie's infuriated when Doug sleep-talks about women while anesthetized, so she comes up with a proscribed list of women for Doug's daydreams.Episode details →
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Multiple PlotsFeb 25, 2004 · 21 minWhen Arthur tries to sell Spence his adjoining burial plot, he winds up selling it to Spence's mother, Veronica. Doug is assigned a new…Episode details →
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Trash TalkerMar 3, 2004 · 21 minDoug and Deacon's relationship hits a speed bump when Deacon unknowingly befriends Doug's grade school archenemy.Episode details →
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Precedent Nixin'Mar 17, 2004 · 21 minCarrie asks Deacon and Kelly to accompany her and Doug to Florida for their visit with the in-laws so that they'll be forced to…Episode details →
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Foe: PaMar 24, 2004 · 22 minDoug must heal the breach between father and daughter when Arthur ruins Carrie's job interview at a prestigious real-estate development firm by making a…Episode details →
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Tank HeavenApr 7, 2004 · 21 minDoug sabotages Carrie's attempts to start hanging out with her co-workers by scaring them off with several crude techniques. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny realize…Episode details →
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Alter EgoMay 5, 2004 · 22 minWhat starts out as a valiant effort to win back the heart of Spence's ex-girlfriend, Denise, quickly goes south as Danny gets a sudden…Episode details →
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Icky ShuffleMay 12, 2004 · 22 minA bedridden Carrie gets Doug to team with Arthur for a shuffleboard tournament, but his skills aren't to Arthur's liking. Meanwhile, Carrie pretends to…Episode details →
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Awful BigamyMay 19, 2004 · 21 minAfter Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists that she stay with him in the basement until she finds a new place,…Episode details →
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Lost VegasOct 27, 2004 · 22 minIn an attempt to go to Las Vegas for a weekend with the guys, Doug begins to build up credit by taking Carrie to…Episode details →
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Dugan GroupieNov 3, 2004 · 22 minCarrie and Doug have a conflict of interest when Carrie begins to stay late every night at work but it leaves Doug to feel…Episode details →
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Furious GorgeNov 10, 2004 · 21 minOn the way to a overeating support group, Doug notices an abusive relationship group, and decides to join them instead. Although, Carrie becomes suspicious…Episode details →
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Entertainment WeaklyNov 24, 2004 · 22 minDoug's position as the "Funny Guy" is threatened, when IPS' new employee wins over the workforce with his impersonations. Meanwhile, an assistant is hired…Episode details →
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Name DropperDec 1, 2004 · 22 minDoug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.Episode details →
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Offtrack... BeddingDec 8, 2004 · 21 minDoug's parents pay a visit to the Heffernan household, where Doug surprises them with theater tickets. However, Joe Heffernan is distracted by his Train…Episode details →
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Silent MiteDec 15, 2004 · 21 minWhile Christmas shopping at the mall, Doug loses his wallet and begins a quest to find the wallet and the culprit who may have…Episode details →
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Awed CoupleDec 15, 2004 · 21 minWhile Doug and Carrie are at dinner with Neal and Marcy, they are introduced to Marc and Renne, with whom they have an instant…Episode details →
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Cologne RangerJan 12, 2005 · 21 minAfter ten years of marriage, Doug finds a new love – in the form of designer cologne that Carrie can't stand, but his scent-ual…Episode details →
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Domestic DisturbanceJan 19, 2005 · 21 minCarrie uses her extra income to hire a maid, but Doug feels left out and decides to hire his own help in the form…Episode details →
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Pour JudgmentJan 26, 2005 · 21 minDoug decides to pursue a long-abandoned dream to become a bartender, much to Carrie's angst. Although she starts to warm up the the idea,…Episode details →
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Gym NeighborsFeb 9, 2005 · 22 minWhen the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working…Episode details →
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Gorilla WarfareFeb 16, 2005 · 21 minCarrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns a horrifying…Episode details →
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Hi, SchoolFeb 23, 2005 · 21 minWhen delivering a package to his old high school, Doug meets his old football coach, and against Carrie's wishes, begins to return to the…Episode details →
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Deconstructing CarrieMar 2, 2005 · 21 minCarrie is discouraged about her looks as she faces her 35th birthday so Doug gets construction workers to hoot and holler at her as…Episode details →
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Black ListMar 16, 2005 · 21 minWhen Deacon snubs his usual boys for a new African-American friend, Doug desperately tries to find his own "roots" in an attempt to win…Episode details →
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Wish BonedMar 30, 2005 · 21 minWhat starts out as a great trip quickly turns into a nightmare as Doug and Arthur are forced to switch planes, which puts them…Episode details →
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Van, GoApr 6, 2005 · 21 minWhile eating at a new cafe with Deacon, Doug manages to agitate their waitress so much that she demands they fight once her shift…Episode details →
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Ice CubedApr 13, 2005 · 20 minWhen a checkout girl is distracted making personal calls and accidentally doesn't charge Carrie for her digital music player, Carrie walks out the store…Episode details →
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Catching HellApr 20, 2005 · 22 minA work event in a ballpark skybox leads Carrie, Doug and his buddies out to the game - but when an important client finds…Episode details →
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Slippery SlopeMay 9, 2005 · 20 minDoug lures Carrie to a timeshare sales ski weekend where the strength of their relationship is tested under the intense sales pressure. On the…Episode details →
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Buy CuriousMay 18, 2005 · 22 minDoug reluctantly agrees to Carrie's idea to "flip" their deceased neighbor's house but doesn't hesitate to blame her when the cost of the much-needed…Episode details →
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Pole LoxSep 19, 2005 · 21 minDoug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new…Episode details →
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Vocal DiscordSep 26, 2005 · 21 minWhen Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. And…Episode details →
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Consummate ProfessionalOct 3, 2005 · 21 minCarrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.Episode details →
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Like HellOct 10, 2005 · 21 minDoug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situationEpisode details →
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Sandwiched OutOct 17, 2005 · 19 minA sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan.Episode details →
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Shear TortureOct 24, 2005 · 21 minDoug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention.Episode details →
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Inn EscapableNov 7, 2005 · 21 minA trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own.Episode details →
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Move DoubtNov 14, 2005 · 21 minDoug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence each have their eye…Episode details →
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G'Night, StalkerNov 21, 2005 · 21 minDoug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker.Episode details →
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Raygin BullsNov 28, 2005 · 20 minDoug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave.Episode details →
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Baker's Doesn'tDec 19, 2005 · 21 minDoug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a…Episode details →
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Fresh BroodJan 6, 2006 · 21 minDoug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves to be a…Episode details →
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Gambling N'DictionJan 23, 2006 · 21 minAfter she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to try to enter a high-stakes tournament. Meanwhile,…Episode details →
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Apartment ComplexFeb 6, 2006 · 21 minDoug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client,…Episode details →
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Buggie NightsFeb 27, 2006 · 21 minBed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job.…Episode details →
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Knee JerkMar 6, 2006 · 21 minAfter Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse, and uses it to his…Episode details →
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Present TenseMar 13, 2006 · 20 minThe Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.Episode details →
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Sold-Y LocksMar 20, 2006 · 21 minIn order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after…Episode details →
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Emotional RollercoasterApr 10, 2006 · 21 minDoug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon…Episode details →
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Four PlayMay 1, 2006 · 19 minOne night at the movie theatre, Doug and Carrie can't decide on which film they want to see. They run into Deacon and Kelly…Episode details →
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Hartford WailerMay 8, 2006 · 21 minDoug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose…Episode details →
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Fight SchlubMay 8, 2006 · 21 minDoug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke.…Episode details →
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Acting OutMay 22, 2006 · 21 minAfter he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery…Episode details →
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Mama CastDec 6, 2006 · 21 minDoug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes,…Episode details →
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Affair TradeDec 6, 2006 · 21 minDoug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care. Meanwhile, Danny tries to…Episode details →
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Moxie MoronDec 13, 2006 · 21 minDoug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for…Episode details →
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Major DisturbanceDec 13, 2006 · 21 minThe Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime,…Episode details →
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Ruff Goin'Dec 20, 2006 · 21 minFeeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay…Episode details →
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Brace YourselfJan 3, 2007 · 21 minAn unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around…Episode details →
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Home CheapoApr 9, 2007 · 21 minCarrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence…Episode details →
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Offensive FowlApr 16, 2007 · 21 minCarrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her…Episode details →
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Mild BunchApr 23, 2007 · 21 minDoug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for a past grievance…Episode details →
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Manhattan ProjectApr 30, 2007 · 21 minCarrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.Episode details →
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Single SpacedMay 7, 2007 · 21 minSeeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting.Episode details →
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China Syndrome (1)May 14, 2007 · 20 minDoug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.Episode details →
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China Syndrome (2)May 14, 2007 · 21 minAt Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together.Episode details →